Dangerous Cake

“I was born ready. I’m Ron fuckin’ Swanson”
— (via swansonisms)

brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

(via cupcakekaboodle)

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This explains a lot about my cat. He’ll hide and then dart across the room chirping.

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This explains a lot about my cat. He’ll hide and then dart across the room chirping.

deansdemonhair:

I bet you thought this was that original one running around again hAH

(via shotgunsandspeedballs)

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