Dangerous Cake

thekingofsarcasrn:

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective


BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

thekingofsarcasrn:

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: loadedsword, via anotheruseforsalgar)

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

They left out “Well you can just go fuck yourself then.”  Also, the guy looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

They left out “Well you can just go fuck yourself then.” Also, the guy looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

(via theflyingjustice)

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

(via theflyingjustice)

whyjm:

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

WOW…..

whyjm:

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

WOW…..

(Source: dilfgod, via fightffyourdmns)

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

I want all the kitties

(Source: dope-pope, via boobafet)

noflexzoneremix:

Someone: are you drunk ?
Me:
*leans on wall*
*looks left and right*
*throws up in my mouth*
Naw are YOU drunk nigga? Shit

(via boobafet)

This is one of my favorite X-Files episodes

(Source: im-fine-mulder, via thefrogman)

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

(Source: gusfrngs, via theflyingjustice)

betterwithraptors:

I felt like these needed to be on tumblr for just such an occasion…….

(via mycatisdeadandalive)